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Noxious Desire Melt

Noxious Desire Melt

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There has been a rash of men who have awakened to find a part of them missing - and that is not meant metaphorically. Some are only missing fingers, toes, or eyes, and others missing entire appendages. I spoke to one of the men, one who had his manhood stripped from him, and the only thing he could say to me was, “But, I love her”.

What is insane is this sentiment is shared by every single man who’s had the misfortune of meeting this monster. They all parrot each other, saying the same thing: “But, I love her”. Needless to say, they’ve been far from cooperative, and I find myself no closer to finding the culprit now than when this whole thing started.

Given my position as lead investigator on this case I shouldn’t even be saying any of this to you, but… I think I love you.

Scent Profile:

Fruit ♦ Spice

Cranberry, cinnamon, blackberry, sugar, and champagne ♦ 


Product Information

  • 2.75oz Net Wt
  • Soy wax blend
  • Dimensions: 4.25 x 2.9 x 1.125 inch
  • Approx. melt Time - Up to 60 hours


Instructions For Use

Instructions:

Only use in wax melt-approved warmers/burners. Do NOT add water. Do NOT melt on stove top or in non-approved appliances. Use only in well-ventilated areas away from flammable materials. Discontinue use if the dish contains less than 1/2” of wax.

Warning/Safety:


To prevent Fire or Injury: Remove packaging before use. Use only in tea-light warmers or UL-listed electric warmers approved for wax melts. Read & follow all instructions provided with your warmer before
use. Do NOT leave the melter unattended while in use. Keep out of reach of children & pets.

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Stephen Lee
Great scents

I originally wanted to support my man, Chance. Love that guy. But my wax melts and candle smells amazing. I love them!